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Twatwaffles and Cuntcakes Are Not Welcome Here Greeting Card
Description
Give them a birthday wish they’ll never forget with our “May You Live Long Enough They Take Away Your Driver’s License” Card—the perfect mix of humor, sass, and just a tiny bit of truth! Ideal for friends or family who appreciate a good laugh about getting older, this card delivers a lighthearted jab in the best way.
Printed on premium linen-textured cardstock, this card feels as elevated as it is hilarious. The bold message makes it a standout, while the blank interior gives you plenty of room to add your own personal touch—whether that’s heartfelt, funny, or a little bit of both. It’s the kind of card that gets passed around, laughed at, and remembered long after the candles are blown out.
Pair it with one of your favorite boutique gifts or let it shine all on its own—either way, it’s guaranteed to be a hit.
Details:
• Printed on premium 80# linen cardstock
• Card measures 5" x 7" folded
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes matching envelope
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
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Returns
We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.